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Title: Stay Away From the Glass: Tales of Petty Crime and Self Punishment
Pairing: Multiple, the more the merrier I always say; House/Wilson, House/Bruce Wayne, House/Gob Bluth, Wilson/Joker
Rating:NC17
Length:21,700
Warnings: Violence, NonCon, Major Character Death 
Spoilers: None
This is an Xover: 3 ways, actually. House/ Arrested Development/ Batman. I wrote Batman with the Nolan!Verse in mind, because the characters are most attractive to me in that verse, lol. Special Guest Appearance by the Aqua Teen Hunger Force.  
Author's Notes:  Special thanks to my beta lifefeed , to rosenskimmer , and to causticchick  for the title. Thanks to Chris and Pat for daring me to include things in this fic, and to Fireball Island for inspiration when I needed it the most. Hugs to those on my FL as well, who gave me feedback now and again and red the parts I posted for input! :)
Summary:  It's a crazy world out there, and unfortunately,  Wilson's about to get shoved right into the middle of it. 


Well, here you are. My BigBang Fic. It pissed me off a lot (still does, lol) but I wanted to try and write something different and a bit over the top, and I think I accomplished that much at least. Those of you who are brave enough to read this, please have fun! That's what I was aiming for. Why So Serious, yaknow   :)

Link: housebigbang.panfandom.ca/fiction/stay_away.htm